i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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