Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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