it hurts more in the daytime
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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