I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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