Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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