To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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