You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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