You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My ass is underappreciated
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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