check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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