I wish life had little blips of pornography
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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