she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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