I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think i peed on brittanys purse
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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