how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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