you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
how drunk are you?
Several
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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