Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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