doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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