After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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