Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I smell stomach acid.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
