I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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