quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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