real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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