plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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