Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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