So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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