actually, I'm a sock model
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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