Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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