the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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