All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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