i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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