the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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