the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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