This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My hand turned me down
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My vagina just clenched in fear
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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