I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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