Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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