That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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