Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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