really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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