are you still at the devil's house?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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