no you cant smoke seaweed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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