will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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