She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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