Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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