i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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