so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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