I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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