I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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