So drunk its hurt
so let's talk penis.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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