Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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