is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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