Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
