dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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