I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just threw up on my dentist
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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