Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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