He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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